From the Long Island Rail Road’s publication “Parlor Car East” by Oscar Brand. He sang them for the LIRR. The tune is an old folk song titled "Wait For The Wagon." 


We have mid-day trains for Ladies, 
Commuter trains for Dans, 
Weekend trains for families, 
Money-saving plans! 
Tours to Sag and Montauk, 
Mystic and Jones Beach; 
Road ‘n’ Rail in Suffolk, 
Every bus a peach. 
Bar-type cars for thirsties, 
Parlor cars galore; 
Boxy-cars for boxes, 
And many, many more. 
Air-conditioned beauties 
Recently arrived; 
Rugged-ridin’ oldies 
That shouldn’t be alive. 
Diesels and Electrics, 
Party trains for teens; 
More darn trains of every kind 
Than you have ever seen! 
We do our best to run ‘em 
Clean and swift and true. 
Bet your driver’s license 
We’ve got a train for you! 


Info provided by: Dave Keller